so.. this is how the 1 hour and 4o minute class went...
P.Chan: Class, v r entering a new chapter today... Reproduction
Me (smile and winks at Krish)
P.chan: Sabrina! Y r u smiling??
Krish: Teacher, this is sabrina's favourite chapter u dun noe meh?
Whole Class laugh
P.Chan: k.. class..noe how is a baby formed?
Eliza: When ppl have sex!!
Krish: No la! when the sperm go into the small ball
Me: It's called an ovum or sumthin la!
Krish: Wah, lian-lian.. how come u noe so much wan arh??
Me: Its called common sense la!!
P.Chan: Aiyo u gals arh, cannot keep quiet wan arh?so anyway, yes, krishantini is right, the 1st step is when the sperm goes into the ( does the inverted comma's thing with her fingers) small ball
Krish: C la! I told u wat!!
P.Chan: Oh u noe arh, recently in ipoh, the 1st test tube baby was born
Syafiqah: Wats a test tube baby ?
P.chan: Its a baby "made" in a test tube. Hu noes how it is made?
Me: Me!!!! I noe arh!!
P.chan: Ok sabrina come in front of class an explain
Me: K.. first take and ovary then u take a sperm.. then u put in a test tube and shake, shale, shake it!!
P.chan: No!! u dun shake it lah!! the sperm will die
Krish: Ya lor!! U wan 2 drown it arh!
Winci: Huh?? It swims arh??
P.chan: Ya lor... sperms r very good swimmer...
Krish: Do they wear goggles/???
Saby: (Throwing an eraser at her) Stupid la u!!
well.. v obviously had more crappy conversations la... but i'm 2 lazy 2 put la.. owh.. and 1 more piks of da dog!! so adorable la!!!
oWH.. AND i was cehckin out my folders then i found sum old piks... gosh they r so cute la.. bwhahaha *perasan smile*
Owh and my cousind from holland is bak with her bro.. Gosh they r so cute... more piks commin soon la
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MATHS..(TEACHER TEACHING US BOUT PIE CHARTS)
Puan Ros: Class, whenever u have finished drawing a pie chart, u muz always remember to name it. So what do u think will b the most appropriate name for this pie chart?
Krish: Mumbling sum crappy stuff
VK (in her mind.. can tell by her facial expression): EEW!! Not Joshua… how about EDWIND????
Puan Ros: NVM.. jst do question 4 and 5 in ure exercise books
Kasturi and EE PENG: Teacher!! Where got question 4 and 5 wo?? Its up 2 question 3 only
Me: No la!!
Kasturi: Eh.. what page u in?
Kasturi: Eh!!… since when did we go 2 chapter 13 wo?? I tot v were still in chapter 12!!
SCIENCE (Tokin bout how easy it is for us to get electricated in the bathroom)
Puan Chan: Class, c the pic in ure book, u c the boy is listening 2 the radio while taking his bath. Never do dis unless ya wanna die fast. Sum ppl even have Tv’s in their bathroom… I dun encourage that.
Sharon: SABRIN HAS A FAN IN HER BATHROOM!!
Krish: SAB?? Y do u need a fan in ure bathroom
ME: ITS HOT!!.. Hey the fan is stuck 2 the ceiling so it’s not like I’m gona get an electric shock or anything
Kasturi: (telling joyce) Sabs has a radio in her bathroom to.. and an electronic toothbrush
Me: I heard that!!
Kasturi: Sabrina, the chances of u dieing in ure bathroom is so high
Me: I tok the radio out di!! And I dun brush my teeth while bathing a.. Its so eww!
Sharon: Ure gonna die soon sabs
Mr wong tends to get out of topic real easily laaaaa
Mr Wong: The government has found many ways to make money. Some rich ppl noes how to spend their money secara keterlaluan and this builds up the economy (???) for example, v have Lady Diana
Me: But sir, she is dead
Winci: Yeah!! Wait… she did die rite??
Mr Wong: Yes she is dead but when she was alive she had a consultant jst 2 consult her wat 2 wear.
Krish: SO??????? Ure point is???
Mr Wong: Malaysia also makes a lot of money takes to the F1 circuit in KL. They not only attract the famous race car drivers but the race car drivers also bring their GALFWENS,WIFES AND KIDS along
Sharon: ??? they have affairs wan arh???
Mr Wong: Class, u all shud noe that Daging Lembu and Lembu Daging is 2 different things (I dun noe how v came 2 this topic). If we eat, we eat..
Class: Daging lembu!!
Mr Wong: Yes.. but v menternak….
Eliza started this thing.. bout giving everywan in da gang niky names…. Sadly.. ahha so here they are la
Me: Lian – Lian ( it was either lily or lian-lian.. so I had 2 pik da best)
Eliza: Wai –wai
Krish: Shan –shan
Joyce: Chien – Chein
Winci: Loh- Loh
Adelyn: Fern –fern (which makes her sound lime a bush.. lol)
I 4got the rest… wat 2 do.. I have such great memory.. haha
Owh.. and I found out that wan of my ex-skool memba’s died… gosh… feel so sorry 4 him la… I last saw him like… 2 years ago??? Gosh…. Sad la.. did not have the chance 2 even catch up with him!!!!PPl come and go so fast la!!.. gosh.. saddening
Recently… I went to go picture surfing in the internet… ahha.. its fun!!! Lol… here is wat I got…
Owh.. I went picture surfing on the newspapers 2!!
Gosh.. and dis dog so freakin cute la!!! OMG!! Denyse... the dog is MINE!!! mwhahahahaah
owh and btw... i change VK's and Sharons blogs layout di.. do check it out k?? 3 lovely comments ✿
1. I'm soo proud of my BM teacher, Puan Hamsiah
After half a year finally past... she xtually found out that i was sleeping in class.. i'm soo proud of her... i mean like.. she must have went for sum eye surgery coz i sit in front of class.. and she FINNALY SAW me sleeping.,,,
she was like
" Class, jika nak belajar sampai lewat malam, janganlah datang ke sekolah untuk tidur. Masa kamu akan dibazirkan. Contohnye, Sabrina yang sedang tidor di situ"
then my frens woke me up.. haha.. and she continued teaching... and i went bak 2 sleep.. haha gosh.. she is soooo urm...no word to express my true feelings towards her la....
2. 8 more months
Andrea is goin 2 KL in like 8 months!! gosh.. i'm gonna miss her like crazy man!!!! can feel the tears running down me beautiful face.. ahha/.. gosh.. i still remeba the 1st time she came to my house.... she was sooooo amazed by the dishwasher in the kitchen
Andrea: Saby, Whats that?
Me: Urm.. a dishwasher....
Andrea: U mean it really washesh dishesh arh?
Me: Urm.. ya..
( Andrea opens it and inspects it)
afta 10 mins
Andrea: So how do u use it?
Saby: I duno... just put the plates in and press some buttons la
Andrea: Wow cool!!!
haha.. im gona miss Andrea soo much... gosh... owh and i remeba the time Janna came ver to my house
Andrea: Janna!!! come here
(leads Janna 2 the kitchen)
Andrea: Look!! They have a dishwasher!!!!
Janna: I noe!!!!
Andrea: Owh u do??
haha.. she is soo cute la... gona miss her like crazy....
3. Craping in class
Due 2 all the stress PMR has been giving us.. Me and Joyce... r noe crapping continuesly... haha
yesterday... joyce started urm... "rapping" twinkle twinkle little star in class.. then i joined her.. and in the middle of the song.. v 4got the lyrics... ahha.. then v tried mary had a lil lamb... gosh..
owh... and 2day... JOyce drew me a map of Jia Xin's bed room.. haha... dun ask y... I'm in janna's house noe.. so i dun have it... dun worry.. i'll scan the "map" when i get bak.. haha... its such a small world la.. Jia xin use 2 b in Joyce's church....
then..me and joyce started this whole thing where ya eat ice cream then ya do like a sucking sound or sumthin then we will.. look at each other and start burtsing out laughing.. and everywan around use will think that v r like real weird or sumthin....
4. Dianogsic test.. or howeva u spell it
Gosh it was sooo dumb man!! Sum of the quetions:
Which is an animal?
D. Sum other thing
(A picture of ure lungs)
What is this?
D.Sum other stupid thing
gosh// the whole paper was like set for primary one's la... gosh... me and Joyce were laughing all da way.. ahha.. sum classmates got annoyed... lol.. owh and there was waan more that had a picture of an eye.. then they asked u wat it is... so dumb la!!!
Nyway.. i going noe la have to go 2 teluk intam 2molo.. gal briged meeting.. waking up at 6.15..(if janna remembers 2 wake me la)... so nitesss
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skool started with PE.. well.. JOyce (our monitor) came into the class and said " Class ,Change to ure PE clothes"... seconds later.. our PE teacher came in and was like " Whos asked u all to change??" and Joyce was like "OOPs.. i asked the wrong teacher".. -_-''
v had no lesson for half of the day so most of us just walked around skool.. owh and My class's assitant monitor and Monitor had ANOTHER verball fight again,,, GREAT! Jst my cup of tea!
Then at BM.. nowan was paying attetion in class.. v got into groups and me and Joyce started crapping bout our future life..
Joyce want to get maried in Europe
I wanna Get married in Philipines
Vk wants to get married in Korea so that she can pay rain to sing in her wedding..-_-''
Joyce is gona get 2 children.. a boy and a gurl
I'm not gona have any children.. i'll adopt a gurl from Vietnam.. i dun wanna go tru the pain.. *OUCH*
Owh and v got a name for my Future daughter
DAPHNE-JANE (wtv my future husband's surname is) CHEAN EARN
Adeline had this crazy idea of calling her Dapne-Jane Bombastic.. ???
Nyway.. history was a total boar.. Kasturi, EE peng, Joyce and Saron were sleeping in class... and i felt so freakin sleepy.. so i started eating in class.. haha...
Afta skool.. i went to The Store with Kasturi and Eepeng... gosh things there r so freakin cheap! Then v came bak in timee for my New South Wales Maths Exam... well.. i was actually 15 minutes late..haha.. luckly they still let me sit for my paper..haha.. I had no time to finish 1 or 2 questions... hopefully.. God will pour his blessings upon me.. *cheers*..
then afta my exams.. mom took me to econsave... duno y.. according to her.. she wanted to buy sumthin.. afta walking around the place for 15 minutes.. she told me dat she 4got wat she wanted 2 buy... -_-''... so v came home empty handed...
Oh. and i wan 2 say thanks 2 everywan hu was helping me out dis few days.. gosh.. i dun noe wat i'll do without u guys man!!! MUAXSS!!! I luv ya JANNA!! LUV u soo freakin much.. gosh.. big thanks 2 Andrea , Wendy and Joshua to... thanks soooo much!!!
and 4 the good newssss
I might b able 2 attend youth now.. in mayb another 1 week... keep ya fingers cross... thanks 2 the help of everywan!!
-PS Helen and Family
- Aunty Jenny
- CE youth......
- MS... luv ya dear.. missing u like crazy..
haha.. so thats all 4 now la.. byes.. 2 lovely comments ✿
1st.. i kena grounded.. then My sponsor leaves me... then i am forced to quit children ministry.. then my school teachers think i have an attitude problem ....then my dad says that god does not luv me ....then my mom acts like nuthing goin on...
I cant take it anymore.. How long is god goona keep on dropping this burdens in my life man??.. gosh.. I cant take it larrr... i feel like jst giving up... gosh..
I wanna have faith.. but its so hard,, 5 lovely comments ✿