Grandma: Eh, ure here already arh?
Lion ( another of grandma's fwen.. jst that she looks real fierce): Y cum so early?
Cabbage: I want to get the things for the cell group ma
Grandma: Whos gonna bring u?
Cabbage: My son la
Lion: Where is he?
Cabbage: Outside ure house.. waitin for us to get in2 the car la
Grandma: Yes meh? no one outside oso
Cabage: Huh? eh..
Lion: U forgot 2 tell ure son isit?
Cabbage: Owh ya oh..so now how? we got no car
*and my mom being her normal nice self volunteered 2 bring them 2 makro which ment me and Rachel had 2 tag along*
in the car.. the 4 old folkes were arguing bout what song to sing for the home group
Grandpa: Eh i know !sing the (sabrina translating back 2 chinese) "san mei chu alleluia san mei chu alleluia" song la
Cabbage: Dont want la. that song is 2 fast for us (sabrina: -_-'')
Grandpa: Then wat song u want 2 sing
Lion: I noe.. *sings wan out of tune chinese song then joined in by the cabbage and my grandma*
Grandpa: That song is like funeral song. It will make everywan sleep la
Cabbage: then get a faster song la
Grandpa: Ya la.. thats y i wan the " San mei chu alleluia " song
Lion: Aiya u forever oso wan that song.. in 1 year u wanna sing that song for 10months wan
Cabbage: Ya la. u sing the song so many times until ure 2 year old granddaughter can sing it already (which is true)
so they kept on arguein bout what kinda songs they want la.. the whole journey was polluted with out of tune chinese slow songs.. and the only word i understood was "Alleluia".. so v got 2 makro..
and they took like forever jst 2 choose chairs owh gosh.. then after choosing her chairs.. Cabbage said she wanted them in pink .. (sabrina : wat?!?!) so they had to spend even more time looking for pink plastic chairs. then cabbage and lion wanted to get veggies.. so that added up time..
we ended up spending around 2 hours there..
then my mom brought them for teh tarik in ipoh gadern.. Yay mom!! (sabrina: -_-******)
more conversation at the teh tarik stall
lets call the indian guy taking orders Jumbo (because i wud xtually like 2 call him dumbo.. but that will b rude)
Jumbo: Nak minum apa?
Me: (not payin attention 2 wat is was sayin) nak horlick ais.. panas punye?
Jumbo: Huh? nak panas ke sejuk?
Me: Owh. i mean i nak Horlick panas
Rachel: Nak roti boom
Jumbo: Taada roti boom kat sini
Mom: Bukan.. dia nak roti bom.
then.. after all our orders came.. my grandpa had a complain bout his roti bawang
Grandpa: Oi tambi!
Granpda: Ini roti bawang ka?
Jumbo: Ye la
Grandpa: Mana bawang? taada pun
Jumbo: Dalam la!
Grandpa: Dalam mana?
Jumbo: Ada punya.. (takes a clean fork and start messing round with it)
Jumbo: Nah tengok! ada (pointing at less than 5 misserable slices of bawangs)
so nyway.. we got home at around 10.30. gosh tiring day spent with ppl 3 times my age..
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