Okay, I'm WAAAAY sure , no doubts about it,
Mom's going through mid-life crisis
some days ago mom bought a mug and has been walking EVERYWHERE with it
"what's the big deal of carrying a mug around?" you ask
Well,this ain't no ordinary mug
"I'm not 40,I'm 21 with 19 years of experience"
this is truly embarrassing
anyway, The weather has been freggin hot. Pimples popping out everywhere. I have one right in the middle of my forehead.
Rachel refers to me as "the Unicorn"
ie. "UNICOOORRRNNN!!! , Mommy ask you to eat NOW!!"
L.O.V.E.S.I.C.K (pretend you can't see the pimple)
L.O.V.E.L.E.S.S (ahhahahahaahha LOSER)
-cross your heart and hope to die-
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