Mom and Dad have tried COUNTLESS ways to get rid of them , but the stray cats seem to always outsmart them. Name it, my parents have tried it. Putting poison into fishes, leaving sticky glue on the floor, praying for the death of the cats (seriously), bb guns (dad's idea - FAIL , he forgot that you also need a person with really good aim), yaada yaada yaada.
We came home from an early dinner today only to find a stray cat doing its business right in front of our gate.
Mom gets into "kill-that-stray-cat" mode and starts flickering her car headlights , shinning it at the cat. As in ,she keeps turning the headlights on and off and on back again.
Mom does this for a minute or two. (Which should be unbearably annoying for the cat)But the cat just stays there and looks at us like we are a bunch of idiots!!
The cat seriously looks at us as if cats are the best species on earth, like the "look-at-me-i'm-so-cool-i-can-pee-on-your-front-gate" look.
Mom continues to flicker her headlights again and again, shouting at the cat (not like it can hear her)
"Stupid Cat! GO AWAY!!! Stupid CAT!!"
*and she flickers the car's headlight again.
"Um mom, I don't think the cat is um....... scared of your car lights"
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
- Dr. Seuss-
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