who doesn't love Marks & Spencer's line of lingerie?
I know I do...
so here's the story
I'm in the Marks & Spencer outlet in KLCC and right in the middle of the shop there is whole cart full of panties with knock-off prices. Really nice panties i'd like to add. (at like RM7 each!!)
I immediately turn on my "survival-of-whoever-gets-the-nicest-panties" mode. I look around and see other women with their greedy eyes fixed on MY panties - NOT HAPPY, i'm getting my panties, NO MATTER WHAT!
I grab a shopping basket and rush over to the center of the floor. Those greedy women come running after me with urm.... green eyes. (it doesn't hurt to add a little exaggeration). I snatch a handfull of panties and throw them into the basket. I keep repeating this act until my basket is 60% full.
I'm satisfied. Very Satisfied with myself.
"HAH! I'll leave those Aunties to die in the middle of Marks and Spencer, fighting for the panties."
I skip all the way to the cashier, thinking of how I have to write a a book someday. - "The Art of Shopping Wars, by Sabrina Chan"
I arrive the cashier, there's a Malay lad, about 30 years old behind it.
*overturns my basket and panties starts tumbling out. All type of panties. Polka-dotted ones, Thongs, Striped one, Lace ones... It was Pantie Heaven.
*Malay guy looks at me
"Ini semua kamu punye?"
*continues scanning all the panties"
"Urm.... untuk you pakai?"
*good lord, what a perv!
"Ye, SAYA PUNYE!"
"Urm.. Cik.. ni semua saiz XXL punye"
*Okay Sabrina... think quick.. you need a good come back.. "Ye, aku dah plan dah jadi gemuk dan pakai semua ni!".... No wait, then he'll think I was making fun of fat ppl... urmm urm.. "Memang.. ibu ku tu.. tailor famous.. dia nak jahit ini semua jadi saiz S"... no no no... that'll be a waste if money.. urm.. urm.. Okay.. turn around and walk away
*breathes, smiles. turns around... take quick big steps out of the outlet.
NEVER AGAIN TO STEP FOOT IN MARKS & SPENCER.EVER.
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