So, I'm dedicating this post to:
THINGS I HATE WHEN I'M DRIVING
I HATE IT WHEN A SLOW MOTORCYCLE IS BEING RIDDEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD
This is what I'd do to you If I wasn't Christian:
1st I'd swear at you and tunjuk you my jari
If you still don't get my message,
I'd wind down my window, take out my bb gun and shoot you
and if you still don't get the message,
I'd press my fuel, run you over, get down the car, walk over to you, LAUGH AT YOU and continue my journey.
But because I'm christian, all I can do is smile and pray to God you get struck by lighting.
no la, psh, the most I'd do is press the horn and glare
I HATE IT WHEN YOU THROW RUBBISH OUT YOUR WINDOW AND IT LANDS ON MY SCREEN
No.I will NOT laugh about it and brush it off . You are dirtying MY screen. The screen I use to get around. The screen that could cause an accident and lead to the death of me and my passengers if anything is THROWN AT IT!
If I wasn't a 'P', I'd drive very fast, overtake you wind down my window and throw it back at you. Along with a note.
Hopefully, this note will also cover your screen causing you to have a panic attack.
I HATE IT WHEN I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING WATCHED WHEN I'M DRIVING
Feeling that I'm being watched does, weird, non-human things to my emotions.
1st, I want to tahan Macho. For some reason, people tend to look down at above average looking women driving purple Prado's.
2ndly, I feel this excessive pressure on me. Like everyone is waiting for you to do a mistake.AND THEN SHOOT YOU and laugh at your face.
Well yeah. so these are the top 3 things that turn me into the hulk when I'm on the street. Beware!! Sniggers*
Jon: "She hits me all the time."0 lovely comments ✿
Kate: "I do not! I give him love taps!"