After going through piles and piles of macho movies (think guns and swear words), I find a treasure among the weeds..
Cinderella the DVD!
I stare at my 21 year old , well built, VERY straight friend waiting for an explanation
"Hey, I had a childhood too!"
Through this, I came to the conclusion that whether we're brown or black, Asian or European, Male or Female,
We all grew up with the Disney Princesses.
So here's my question to you.
If you could be a Disney Princess, which one would you be?
Would you be Belle?
To be honest, I pity her. All the other princesses get to spend most of their time with some hot macho looking guy while she gets the beast (-_-) so yeah, credits for that.
And I think the production team had a tight budget cause Belle ended up talking to clocks, cups and candle holders.
BUT they transformed into humans at the end of the show.. hey maybe the beast scared some pedestrians into working on set!
So yeah.. for having to work with a beast and talk to furniture, Belle has Guts.
Would you be Pocahontas?
I asked a guy friend which Disney Princess he'd rather be and he chosed Pocahontas.
(because his manly-hood is at stake, i shall not reveal his identity)
"So I can look at myself naked"
Would you be Snow White?
Of all the princesses Disney has created, she really has the worst hair.
And I think she's color blind. BUUUUUTTT she has the ability to talk to animals.
And I bet her back really ached after having to talk to the 7 dwarfs.
So for inhuman abilities and endurance, give it up for Snow White!
Would you be Ariel?
Okay.. I WANNA BE HER. She's Taken! YOU CAN'T CHOOSE HER NO MORE!
Why do I want to be Ariel?
Urm.. hello? have you seen her body? And her dad is like some hot shot guy with a crown!
ANNNNDDD she gets to be a mermaid AND a human. That's like getting the best of both worlds!
ANNNNNDDD her prince charming in the end is way better looking than the other ones!
ANNNNDDDDDDD in the end she lived happily ever after. (okay, bimbotic)
Or would you be Mulan? or Aurora? or Jasmine?
To sum it up, whatever Princess we choose, and for whatever reasons, take in mind that we're all royalty because our Father in heaven is the Kings of Kings.
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